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“Keep It Moving, Keep It Moving”-Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Raiders/Broncos: Though Denver’s wr room is nothing but a collection of tensor bandages, scotch tape and plaster casts, it would behoove…
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Guttersnipe
The last one. Sweet mother of god am I ever eager to get this league over with. A night at the alley with friends…
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Round Three? It’s Another NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s keep Balls’ balls rolling. To The Games! Titans/Texans: A perfectly cromulent tilt that will be watched by dozens of folks. Dozens, I tell…
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America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel?…
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25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!
Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know…
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Tucson, Ch. 2: Six Shootin’ Yerself in the Foot
So last week we talked a bit about the detail-free Alazona proposal being pitched by leading cites of industry, Birmingham, AL and Tucson, AZ…
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Tucson, Ch. 1: Why the Mark Davis of Cities May Not be the Best Choice for Mark Davis
Hello. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have noticed, I’ve been away from the NFL HOT TAEKS game for a couple months…
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NFL Dead Files: Oakland
In an effort to revive the ratings of its stagnant paranormal series, The Dead Files, The Travel Channel’s brain trust has piloted a partnership…
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Show Some Respect
INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH – NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX – NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – the New York Giants
So, it’s the start of Week-3 in the N. F. L. The articles are already starting to come out of the journalismism factories and…