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Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…
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White Men Deserve a Break
Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo’s “In Defense of The White Male”, published in the Boston Globe…
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Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend. Those of us in the States are, if we’re lucky, in the middle of…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…
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Colin Kaepernick Makes A Tough Decision
2 WEEKS AGO – INTERIOR – COLIN KAEPERNICK’S BAY AREA HOME [COLIN KAEPERNICK is on the phone with his AGENT and is clearly very…
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And Now, Please Rise For Our National Anthem
Oh, say can you see, By the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed, At the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and…
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Tebow At The Convention
Tim Tebow was rumored to be a featured speaker at the Republican National Convention this week in Cleveland. Alas, Tebow himself shot down the…
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Welcome, welcome. I’m so glad you could make it to our inaugural exhibition here in the Sill Bimmons Memorial Hall. If you and your…
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Euro Preview: “If It’s Scottish Football – Sadly, It’s Crap!”, by John Angus MacBurns
(*deep breath) LET’S JUSS GET THIS OUTTA TH’ WAY NOW, Y’ IGNORANT BASTARDS: WE DUNN’A ALL TALK LIKE THAT! YOO BLEEDIN’ YANKS ALL THINK…