EXT. OSTENTATIOUS SUBURBAN MANSION - DAY
NARRATOR [voiceover]: ...about that time, Ray and Aqib had just finished a game of mailbox baseball.
RAY: ...it's really not a good idea for you to be waving your piece around like that.
AQIB: [tucks a handgun back into his waistband] Yeah, well who ever heard of using
EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY - DAY
CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the wreckage of a black pickup truck.
CAM: Okay, so maybe we can't drive...
ANTONIO: Maybe we can call an Uber?
CAM: None of those asshole drivers will accept a pickup from
EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS - DAY
We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version of a familiar song plays softly. Cut to a closer shot of the vehicle, then another cut to its interior where we see the NARRATOR (Richard Dreyfus,