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Boots on the Ground Down Under, the Third and Final Installment
When we last left off in recapping my sporting adventures in Oz, I had followed up BOTGs for GWS vs Sydney and RSA vs…
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Your “Boots on the Ground 2: Australian Boogaloo” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Rev is off tonight. I’m sure it’s completely unrelated to last night’s tilt featuring his wooly mammals and their LOLjob. That was worth any…
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Are You Ready For Some Football and Boots on the Ground?
Picture originally from here, modified expertly by me Are you ready for some football? Want to be specific about which kind? Because I have…
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Help BFC Stock the Bar
Greetings, imaginary and non-imaginary friends alike! Lady BFC and I have ceased our nomadic lifestyle and have finally landed in a new home. That’s…
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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update
Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other…
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What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread
Oh, hi there. As you’ve likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right – Jambalaya Two Ways
Mahning folks. Glad y’all could make it. No fuck that, my shitty attempt at a Cajun accent would tire out faster than a fat…
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2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up
Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn’t…