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“We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread
A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m…
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Guttersnipe
The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We…
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Guttersnipe
I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…
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Here Lies the Past
I was in this horrible place several years ago Then my own personal demons cast me out, but not this time. When you’re trespassing…
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Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I’m mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I’m traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it…
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Your “Hittin’ The Big Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Free agency: Le’Veon Bell to the Jets – 4 years/$52.5 million. Adrian Peterson is staying with the [Redacteds] – 2 years/$8 million…
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Friday Open – The King is Dead, Long Live The King
EDITOR’S NOTE: This is Balls. tWBS is… out. So, i’m taking over tonight’s Sexy Friday thread and … I’ve got some bad news .…
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Your “Wait – What Rules Are My Rules?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Troy Vincent is having a No Fun League day: He announced the Competition Committee will be looking into amending the personal foul…
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Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning’s missive, “Get To Know A Microbrew!” was the site’s 2500th post. THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! To…
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NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That’s a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired. Coaches be gettin’ rumored. Let’s get…