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Quotables Week 13 – Results
You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the…
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The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…
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88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…
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Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of…
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Get Fired Up.
Hello all. Happy Friday Before Conference Championship Sunday. Lots of discussion about Manning-Brady 17 on the AFC side and the two best teams in the…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 14
Just because I think I can still win these things, doesn’t mean I’m insane. Sort of. What happened this week? DFO Spreads Wide (picking…
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To The Echos Of The Whistle: The Post-Bye Lions
The Lions were possibly the most interesting team on bye in Week 9 but, as the local am sports talk guys would say, it…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise’s lead remains at…
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Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week
So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances…
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Colts Bye Week: The Best Of The Worst
On a cursory check, nine of the 13 NFL.com preseason analysts predicted the Colts make the Super Bowl in February (as a point of reference,…