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Flow Time! – It’s Your Trade Deadline Activity Thread
Per Yahoo Sports, the 49ers are electing to #GoWithTheFlow! Guess that’s what happens when the #7tormsover. So how long until Chip brings him to…
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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread
I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply,…
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Get Out Alive: Your Girlfriend’s Friend’s Boyfriend (When the Friend is a Guy…Not That There is Anything Wrong With That)
My girlfriend is a nurse so she’s got a nice cadre of gay male nurse friends (nttiawwt), some of which are very….high energy. Nice…
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Get Out Alive: Quick Responses at the Office Cooler
I don’t actually follow many sports. I give greater than average attention to my college basketball team and local NFL franchise; about average consideration…
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[DFO] Status Update
Hi everybody. WHAT A WEEK! WHAT A GLORIOUS WEEK! In just one week since the events of 7/31/15, the views of our site have…
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Avatars
Hey guys, so, it turns out that WordPress only lets you use Gravatar for your avatar picture. The add avatar spot in the sign…
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Point of Parliamentary Procedure
Now that our little rebellious community of forsaken kommenters has grown exponentially, (pours one out for Black Friday)(ruins sneakers), we should probably set some…
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OK, I think I’ve got it.
Hey guys, try this on for size. Use the first comment box – it auto refreshes the comments for you and you can drag…
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Questions: Team Previews
I know we talked about each of us writing season previews for our teams. What is going to be the timing on that?…
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If We’re Gonna Do It…
…I might as well spend an extra 2 minutes. I grabbed us @doorfliesopen and set us up a Facebook page so that your racist…