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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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Hey guys, so, it turns out that WordPress only lets you use Gravatar for your avatar picture.  The add avatar spot in the sign in portion is worthless.  So, I added a plugin at the bottom to let you upload an avatar pic and use it.  Sorry for the inconvenience, but I want to see those familiar avatars back.  I tested it on JJfozz (thanks for being my guinea pig) and if anyone can’t find it, let me know and I’ll fix you up.  Just remember, add your image at the bottom of your bio.  Ask for help in the comments and I’ll get to you as soon as I can.

 

Goddamned WordPress.  Why I didn’t do this in Joomla I’ll never know.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

So, I just did one of the meanest things that I can remember. Get your custom avatars set, guys.

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Old School Zero

My god. You’re a monster. You truly are a Chris R.

http://i.picpar.com/K0V.gif

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Arian Foster pulls his groin so much he needs surgery, and no one’s jumped on that yet? And here I thought I knew you people…

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montythisseemsstrangetome

It’s been like 12 hours since a new post went up. What are you people doing, sleeping?

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Didn’t you read Horatio’s post that said if this site falls under one PPH (post per hour) the bus will explode?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I must have missed that pop quiz, hotshot.

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...

Depends. Do you consider alcohol-induced unconsciousness to be “sleep”?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Isn’t there a Bills preview due today?

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whorootbeerdatbe

RIP, DFO

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Don T

You truly are the King of Kings, DTZM

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Japanimal

Can we haz Rivebrog?

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Martin

Fuck Yeah, DTZM!

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laserguru

Now that we’ve washed off all the mud and the shit from the “Events of 7/31/15” I recognize most of you folks.

Hiya Kommentariat!

We’ve busted out and found new digs!

“Mighty fine cereal flakes, Missus McDunnough.”

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ballsofsteelandfury

DON’T ANYONE UPSET CARLA! I WILL CUT YOU!

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mclamb86

If Mahky Mahk was in chaage, the avatahs would nawht have gone down like that. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

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mclamb86

How about an auditory cleansing?

http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/2015/7/31/gorods-celestial-nature-shreds-up-up-and-away

(For fans of French Technical Death Metal, which, I’m assuming, all of you are)

\,,/(*_*)\,,/

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We were able to find the portrait of Christina Hendricks’ grandmother.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fd3744703d5edea9d1e141849d295a4e/tumblr_nlk0jn2pZx1qfbon7o1_500.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Welcome new cummers! Nice to see former Kommentariot Block Kommenters revitalize their economies like Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan.

Take off your pants and get comfy.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/637570c8e9897461628fcd512895891d/tumblr_ns8a40XGjU1rlb6iho1_250.gif

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SonOfSpam

Hi fellas. So, for real, I went on vacation with the Spamily last Thursday (first time in NYC), and I was out of pocket until now. And, uh, holy shit. So our old site is done? I am really sad, but at least you magnificent bastards are still around. Looking forward to a new era here, and I’m pouring one out for our old stomping grounds. (Just kidding – totally drinking it)

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Old School Zero

Be sure to browse some of the posts around that time; THSU’s in particular is worth a read, as is the American Pie parody.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I wonder how many of our newcomers will read my underwear review post and wonder what the hell they got themselves into.

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Cuntler

Also, the one about penis is penis. Penis!

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Lothar of the Hill People

Mightier than sword!

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Welcome to the Terrordome.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

moar liek terrorboner.

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upstate underdog

Yeah, it’s done. Fucking uproxx.

I too was on vacation. The party continues here now that ksk is doge.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

I couldn’t believe DTZM’s neighbor’s sister-in-law is making $123 an hour working from home, go to lucky4you.biz to find out how.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

$123 seems an odd number for a complete “round-the-world” with extry slobber.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/138c3057d32196ec2a38d4d27afd62d8/tumblr_nrga9rOaNU1rg5f9ko6_250.gif

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welp, just got a call from my best friend from college. He’s getting divorced. Let’s bust out the whisky, men, it’s gonna be a long night.

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Horatio Cornblower

Just happened to one of my friends as well. He’s handling it by living in complete denial. If he keeps it up he’ll be living in a cardboard box.

Tell your friend to lawyer up, ASAP.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I told him that a month ago, and I was an asshole then. Now I’m clairvoyant. But still an asshole.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, when he passes out on the couch pull his pants down, butter his asshole, and cook some popcorn in the microwave, but burn it. You don’t even have to Bill Cosby him, he’ll think about this for a long time and that’s what he gits for calling you an asshole for just being sensible.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, when he passes out on the couch pull his pants down, butter his asshole, and cook some popcorn in the microwave, but burn it. You don’t even have to Bill Cosby him, he’ll think about this for a long time and that’s what he gets for calling you an asshole for just being sensible.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whoa …. whu?

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montythisseemsstrangetome

NFL Memes has joined our new site!

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upstate underdog

Hopefully he doesn’t have any kids.

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trollsoharduniversity

I don’t know what any of this means.

DTZM? Can you help?
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Moonbatting Average

I’m here. I’m alive. I reply therefore I am. I’m merely an unfrozen caveman Moonbatting Average, and this new reality confuses and frightens me.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’s a good start.

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Sep

what, i cant believe a bunch that believe in TELLING over SPELING would complain over what the wordpres overlords have handed them for avatars and just put on ther hard hats and get out their and comment like real gritty grade a grinders

its liek i dont even know you anymore and if you dont like it theres the door smgdh

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blaxabbath

I got my lunch pail!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s loading like, really fast now; what did you do?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

For serious? I cleared up a lot of old files and changed how images are displayed. I hope it works.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SSSHHHHHH! I trying to confuse everyone but you.

Let me try again to refresh.

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Duchess

Do you use the YSlow plugin? It’s pretty cool. It tests your page and gives you some ideas on what is slowing it down and what you can do to speed things up.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I haven’t! I’ll check it out tonight – thanks for the heads up!

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Covalent Blonde

Don’t believe Moose. He’s right about the variation where it appears to be reasonable from time to time, but oh god it is agonizing at others. He is just trying to deceive you!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J3XcSwu2c7E/U__3DP6V-8I/AAAAAAAAMzo/wZfJZpJfzdw/s1600/KILTYmed.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not really, but it seems to very. I’m just glad there is a site that I can loue onto and does not delete comment or have pop-ups, etc. If you can figure it out fine, if not I’ll open another window and go back and forth if I have ADD.

Our IT guy has a deal that looks at test users and can tell the speed of the site at work, but I have the stupid as far as that is concerned. No seriously tek inept.

Plus gif.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/cd6caefed83f32c2637f6f2dccbab4d1/tumblr_ns6uauHNWv1rlb6iho2_r1_400.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Question: is it time?

This was pretty good; a lighter fair the the IPAs, smooth, good, went really well with swordfish.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16393/92375/

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Spur

Hall of Fame game is this Sunday. Will this site (we) be ready?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Well… it’ll all work, at least.

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Covalent Blonde

Is there anything we can do to create a mock rivebrog before the Hall of Fame game, or should we use that as a trial for liveblog kommenting?

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Who’s gonna be the one to tell OSZ his anus is bleeding?

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Horatio Cornblower

I ain’t cleaning that up.

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Old School Zero

Sorry about the carpet.

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Sep

I knew we should’ve put in linoleum.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Try new and improved Buttpex (TM) absorbent pads for that ripped hemorrhoid time. So good British Petroleum should have bought a case.

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Spur

My Owl is showing………….right?
http://i.imgur.com/LF7fOkQ.jpg

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Spanky Datass

Yes, oooh yes it’s showing. You wash that owl … that dirty dirty owl …

Ever considered washing a donkey? Asking for a friend.

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Spur

Spanky’s mom
http://i.imgur.com/jDzUCem.jpg

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Spanky Datass

OH HAI MOM!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the thread open yet, or are we required to bitch about avatars?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

We’ve moved on to the site being slow if you’re looking for complainin’ territory.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m just cranky my glass is empty. Other than that, you’re doing a helluva job.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Thanks, man. We’ll make this place great again.

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Duchess

could it be all the images? Also does the draft/trash folders need to be cleaned up?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who is the asshole posting all thes………

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Brick Meathook

Who’s runnin’ this joint???

I don’t like my chair, also somebody moved my mousepad.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I’m keeping your swingline. Also, if you could do something about the cockroach problem…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can you help me with my computer back-up? it’s not working right.

DTZM: “Well, let’s see if I can help. What is it doing right now?”

Well, nothing, and it’s up against the wall as far back as it will go.

DTZM: “…………. ………”

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montythisseemsstrangetome

James Cameron ruins everything.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I think that worked.

Did it work? Can anyone see me? Hello…!

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Duchess

Ur Gud

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did somebody see a mist or like a fog in the wind? It’s like when the Texans come to town; you are not really sure if anything is really there.

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upstate underdog

I brought my avatar over from ksk, fuck you uproxx. And yes this site is loading slow.

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Spanky Datass

I went to Gravatar when I signed up here and there was my old, pre-uproxxx avatar kneeling patiently! Welcome back old friend.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Seriously tho; at our next Billings, Montana meet-up I will by you the first round of whiskey enemas.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Now the next step is to figure out why we are so slow. I understand we have more traffic now, but it’s really noticeable. Is there anything we can do about it? I’m willing to chip in if we need to buy more bandwidth or something like that. Let me know.

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Wakezilla

Yeah, this is really weird. Especially since there are really popular blogs that use wordpress without any lagging.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I’m working on speeding it up – it’s annoying me, too. I’d prefer if we could keep hosting where it is, and I’m going to exhaust all of my options before I move it off of the shared server. I do really appreciate everyone offering to chip in, but I don’t want to spend anyone else’s money until I have to.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Focus, focus; prioritize the problems.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxlogqLOo1re4ylro3_250.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think it is retarded.*

*Actual meaning.

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Why Thank You Eddie

Hey, if we’re trying to fund a better hosted website, my neighbors are on vacation for two weeks. Let me know.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How much can the have in a van?

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Why Thank You Eddie

Ahh, I’m sure there’s a pullout Kenwood somewhere. Thanks Mr. Moose. I’m home. I’ll need a cot and a 40 please.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, go ahead in; we can get some money for the eight-track because they are now “classic”…….

http://fromdortmund.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Small-dirty-room-sleeping-bag.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Keep up the good work.

Anybody else take three addition problems, and four tries to log on? WEIRD!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/cc4307182f86ce6fa0074be2017e6ef2/tumblr_nsirc85P881rp0vkjo1_500.gif

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American Pie Story

Everything loads very slowly for me.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hire some movers.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

But seriously; Colin Kaepernick has that same problem.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Thanks for this. I was getting worried I was going to have to ASK SOMEBODDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

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ballsofsteelandfury

Thanks for working on this!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Where is my butt?!?

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ballsofsteelandfury

FOUND IT!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Both great. I miss my old avatar sometimes. That gif/video is hilarious to me.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The clean one is also higher buttdef too.

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Warthog

Your efforts are greatly appreciated. On your death bed you will receive total consciousness.

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