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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

…I might as well spend an extra 2 minutes.  I grabbed us @doorfliesopen and set us up a Facebook page so that your racist uncle can find us.  We also have an email (doorfliesopen@gmail.com) that is BEGGING to get filled with spam.

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If you guys want to tweet from @doorfliesopen or manage Facebook, let me know.  I just made them, I have put ZERO effort into them yet.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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WhyEaglesWhy

Wow, Rosie the Riveter got dark.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m certainly proud to be associated with a site that follows Taylor Swift AND Ariana Grande!

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VonTazeMeBro

I’m afraid liking it on Facebook will grant you access to my bank account

Covalent Blonde

Double Disappoint:
— Not about fisting with friends
— My arms aren’t that hairy

ballsofsteelandfury

So, at least we now know that Covalent is not Italian.

King Hippo

“Fisting With Friends” would be a quality FF name.

Old School Zero

Wait, this post isn’t about fisting?

MikeWallaceAndGromit

/fly doors open

makeitsnowondem

Wait, isn’t this post about fisting? Or am I just reading it wrong?

ballsofsteelandfury

Btw, the list of people our Twitter account follows is wonderfully random!

Cuntler

Too many morally bankrupt baseball franchises IMO.

ballsofsteelandfury

I suggest a tweet every time a post goes up. Not sure who can do that, but I think that should be something that can be programmed.

Covalent Blonde

This is by far the most social thing I do, Twitter and Facebook require far too much commitment from me.