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Help BFC Stock the Bar
Greetings, imaginary and non-imaginary friends alike! Lady BFC and I have ceased our nomadic lifestyle and have finally landed in a new home. That’s…
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A modest proposal for the 2028 LA Olympics
As many of you know, I was born in México. La Ciudad de México, to be exact. That translates literally to “The City of…
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Better Noe A #NuAIDS Bracket
Uh…I have neither the energy nor the wherewithal to draft four separate previews this year. But luckily, there is only the Indianapolis Region to…
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Let’s Get Positive! Starring, the NFL
Back in the XX Century, university class schedules converted Thursdays into Drinking Days. They’ve been that way ever since, confirmed by Friday hangovers. Recently,…
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Your “Just The Tips “Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: A regular offseason tradition was upheld last night as a Dallas Cowboy was arrested for a DUI. Wide receiver Ventell Bryant was stopped…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #16
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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New Year Resolutions 2019 – Three Quarter Time Update
As you may remember, I did a post at the beginning of the year outlining my goals for the year and encouraging you to…
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Balls On Your… Michelada
Sharkbait’s Friday Cocktail series is one of my favourite recurring posts on this site. In last week’s installment, Moose brought up a brilliant idea,…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #15
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…