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Balls Influences – Writing
I grew up in Southern California. The 80s and 90s were a glorious time to live in Los Angeles. Hell, every decade has been…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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New Year Resolutions 2019 – Half Time Update
As you may remember, I did a post at the beginning of the year outlining my goals for the year and encouraging you to…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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Moving Advice: The Post
Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you so far inside the Deep State that you find Slick Willie’s 1994…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #11
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…