Gratuitous Archer References – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

Well, Sharky still isn’t back, so you’re stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let’s keep our travel theme going and head over…

Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I’m Tits Magee. You’re getting a few…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…

It is HOT AS BALLS in DC right meow (and as a general rule). And like a genius, I biked back from getting a…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…

Good evening and Happy June. I’m writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our…

DonT is off tonight. I can’t remember if it was something about a “deposition” or a “deep position in your mom.” Speaking of, how…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…

Did you get that thing I didn’t send you? Consider this an alternative “AFL Beat” that will mainly focus on the games I watched/tracked…

Interior, a sitting room decorated like your grandmother’s living room in 1989 (except no plastic covers on the couch). Orange and blue crepe paper…