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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6
“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed. I went into the girls when…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – NFL Musical Chairs
Evening all, I was going to do another piece on Trench Crusade, specifically the The Synod of Strategic Prophecy, the intelligence gathering portion of…
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Meditations on Pimpin’ – Sunday Open Thread
Buenas noches. Legal tampering starts tomorrow, and NFL 2025 starts next Wednesday. And then there will be the schedule release, draft, rookie minicamps, training…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5
“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not. You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…
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PLEASE. STOP. SCREAMING. Your 2025 Academy Awards Open Thread
Good evening, and welcome to the 97th Academy Awards. Conan O’Brien couldn’t make it because he’s actually hosting the Oscars, so you get me…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4
Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3
Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2
“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…
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Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux
I thought this was the first time I’d be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1
The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …