Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you
Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia): See? I knew they’d find us here. Leticia: Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls): We’ve been looking for your asses all night. So where’s the case? You said you
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music): OK Folks... Try not to break anything. Bedrooms are off limits. Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves. There's beer and
Good evening, Commentists! It's Oscar night, and I'm here to set the stage for your finest cinematological dick jokes. Here are the nominees for Best Picture, ranked, and my predictions for which of them will actually win. 10. Darkest Hour Impeccably acted and unexpectedly pretty to look at. There are no bad movies
Chapter 8 Dirty Vexa, Crazy Covalent Blonde Vexa piloted her stolen pink aircar into the jungle. She maneuvered carefully through the foliage, keeping a careful eye out for her prey. She didn't like being in the midst of all this...nature. She was a being of metal and circuitry, if one discounted her
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia: I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated): I don't care
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice: KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls: Oh, hi June! Or is it Ms. Khnockers? Lovely to see you! Won't you come on in?