Goddess II – Episode 14

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room.  There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury) piled up on one another on the floor behind him as he exits the room and hits the kitchen.  He still has a black lace thigh high

Your Saturday Morning Draft Continues Open Thread

To Lemonjello's relief,  we are not talking fútbol this morning.  Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night's selections and today's choices.  That last sentence could apply to food,  drinks,  sexual partners,  or draft picks. YOU MAKE THE CALL! In the meantime,  I want you bring this important and hilarious

Don’t say the pitcher has lost his fastball if you can’t hit the curve

What the?!? Hang with me. There's a logic to this. First off,  let's make it clear that this post is about this: Later this evening,  season 9 of one of our favourite shows will begin. Some of us,  including me, are super excited about this. Others,  some of which I know are among us, 

Goddess II – Episode 13

She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body.  One on her left nipple and one on her right.  Another was licking her clit while yet another was tonguing her asshole  Balls was kissing her as the others did their

Goddess II – Episode 12

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party):  *sigh*  OK, we're finally done.  (holding up pink strap on dildo) ....  I presume you want to keep this? Balls (giggling):  Hehehe.  Yes, we might need that again tonight. Housekeeping Gal#2:  What

Prisoners On The Pleasure Planet: Chapter Thirteen

Chapter 13 Tentacles Beneath the Sea “We're going to die!” Otto had rolled back into the cockpit when the nose of the airbus dropped towards the ocean below, and was now screaming in fear from where he had become wedged in beneath Steel's chair. “Shut up, Otto,” said Steel with a

Goddess II – Episode 11

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off.  After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite.  When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds.  Quietly, he

Goddess II – Episode 10

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas.  From a distance, they watch as Leticia continues playing Blackjack at a table about 50 feet away.  The other two players who were seated at the table when Leticia

At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door.  Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls:  Where the hell have you guys been?  I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison):  Grumble grumble. Balls:  Fine,