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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0
No mock draft this week, because it’s time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at…
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Cheers to the Centenarian Club!
Interior, a sitting room decorated like your grandmother’s living room in 1989 (except no plastic covers on the couch). Orange and blue crepe paper…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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Your “So Let Me Clear My Throat” Thursday Open Thread
Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don’t have a…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update
Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other…
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HARF HARF WHAT’S (VERY) OLD IS… OLD AGAIN: YOUR 2021 YINZBURGH STILLERS WHO KNOWS
December 2, 2020 Stillers: 19 Ratbirds: 14 The Stillers were 11-0, the longest undefeated streak to open a season in franchise history, and the…
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Tuesday nights open threads
What up all? As always, I hope you’re as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days. …
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It’s only Tuesday open thread?
Hey all, hope you’re well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made. I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in…
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2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch…