Good morning, I hope you are well. I'm most likely already up due to a teething toddler and the fact that teh Mighty Fulham is the early game today! I will get to that later.
This past week was teh start of the Champions League and we around the DFO futbol
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression,
Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head.
And now, to the important stuff!
Yesterday, we were
It's been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants.
First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion:
Then, they lost 0-3 at home to Tottenham. The presser afterwards was... not good.
Now, the pressure is fully on and the news coming out of England is that if
Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm
So, last week, King Hippo took you through the beginning of the English Premier League (EPL). In addition to the EPL, the French league, Ligue 1, started last weekend.
Here are the standings for both leagues:
Meanwhile, La Liga and Serie A BOTH start this weekend while the German Bundesliga starts play
The games start today (in roughly 15 minutes, I believe), so what better time than the present to give you what you've all been waiting for?
Contrary to what Litre_cola might have said in his preview, I don't believe in too much fútbol. Hell, the rest of the world doesn't either.
Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic!
Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage.
It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It's time for some concluding thoughts about this World Cup.
Where do you rank this World Cup?
Balls: I've said it before, but I honestly think it's the Best World Cup EVAR! I've
Some of us have waited four years for this. Today is the day we crown a new World Champion. Will it be a team that has never won before let alone been in a World Cup Final (Croatia) or will it be the team that has won one and lost
The World Cup third place match is also known as the Losers’ Final. It’s a charmless assessment, but the consensus around the game seems to be “Why even play it”. Sure, the stakes are placing 3rd or 4th, but bitching about playing (or watching) the game has to be First
Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain "most favoured nation" sides. Wanna fight about it?
Croatia (+250) v. England (+130; draw +205) (14:00 EST, Fox)
As usual throughout their charmed tourney lives, the Cuck Liouns are favoured, despite not really being one of even the five or