Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread

It's shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it "un-beautiful symmetry", maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are gonna catch some action. One thing I've got an issue with is the fact that this is the first weekend that all teams are playing and

HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night

WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO.... Who's ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and Mount Union?! This is our methadone for the four weeks, before our six month heroin bender begins. 24 teams (that's 75% of the league; MATH!) play tonight. Here's

Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner. One way

Your “It’s Right There!” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Is OBJ gonna get paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddd? Apparently the Giants are working with his agent to make him the highest paid wideout in the League. I'm not sure what the Giants are thinking, considering he is coming off an injury and is only entering his 4th year. I'm all for

Your “Oh They’re Comin'” Open Thread

Preseason starts this week and I'TS ABOUT DAMN TIME. The lack of NFL games is a dizzying emptiness. And if you're a fan, you need fodder for ranting on maddening rules bullshit jingoism clock mismanagement nauseating  materialism lip service as policy rulings Daniel Snyder & Stan Kroenke Ginger and Fantasy

Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.

Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage.   It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga

Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with an ACL tear. Immediate replacements are rookie Oren Burks, the team's third-round pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, and second-year pro Ahmad Thomas. They may also wait