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Sexy Friday – 20260605
TGIF! We’re halfway through the year! And the offseason! And the NBA’s alien is playing a game soon. Let’s get going. Word Count Filler…
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Your Quick and Dirty Thursday Night Post
The lack of NFL news is disturbing and I’m running behind so this effort is low on deets, let me tell you. Vegas/Carolina: The…
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Wednesday Night Open Thread
Greetings all! Senor couldn’t be here tonight since he’s selling bodily fluids to purchase NBA Finals tickets got a gig. So you’ve got me…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
Well, by gosh we got some interesting news today. Let’s get right to it. This Is HUGE!: No one could have possibly seen this…
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Gooners/Gay Paris Before The Void Open Thread
Handsome Mikel got his teeth into one hunk of metal this May, and today he gets a chance at another (12:00, CBS). Should he…
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Sexy Friday – 20260529
TGIF! We’ve got playoff hockey tonight, a Game 7 tomorrow (for those that associate with the association), and a big soccer match. Let’s get…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Are you digging that Canadian Content in the banner pick? Are you also looking for World International Hockey updates? Not bloody likely I’m sure…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Starting to Get Into the Dregs of it All
Thanks to two of the four conference finals ending in sweeps and a third potentially also being a short series, the number of games…
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Sexy Friday – 20260522
TGIF! Mail-it-in Friday has come to it’s logical end after the racism, pedophilia, and date raping songs fade into the background. Let’s get back…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome back. Do you have a specialist/lawyer/mechanic/parole officer that you see in a ‘professional’ circumstance (therefore your fave barkeep is excepted and he/she was…
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