WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND
I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe". But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently. Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks. And we've already got enough of
Sometimes, you just gotta go with the classics.
By the time this thread goes live, the Masters should be wrapping up, unless there's a playoff, and Wrestlemania should be three hours into its seven-hour run time. I have friends attending each, in differing states of inebriation.
Panthers at Bruins
It's an old episode of SCTV, taped off TV. The old local commercials are ridiculous, and the CBC bumpers are laughable. The Rough Trade appearance is very 1981; I can't figure out why all the guys in the band are bald, but I'm guessing the English majors they date don't
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin' sweet for them, if not coming off a humiliating hiding in the Champions League quarters). That will be on big NBC at 12:30, and everyone will watch.
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I'm afraid of going to the eye doctor per se. But more that I was afraid of what she was going to tell me. So afraid was I, that I'd put off this
Well, Bob McNair thinks offseason is the right time to wade back into his "inmates" comments again.
“The main thing I regret is apologizing,” McNair said.
It also really helped facilitate the Duane Brown trade to Seattle, as McNair also told the newspaper that when he met with the
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you're asking yourself, "Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can't wait all the way to the start of the NFL season to hear his velvety voice!" This is you, right? No?
Yes, it's The Masters. Golf's biggest event, and it's most self-serving.
The Patriots have traded Brandin Cooks & a 4th-rounder to the Rams in exchange for the Rams 2018 first-round pick & a sixth-round pick.
At least Dreamboat still has Gronk. For now.
For statistical purposes, the Rams now have only one third-round pick, three fourth-round picks, and two sixth-round
Yes, we have reached the end. No lovable underdog, everyone is cheering for the flat track bully. But a worthy champion they would be, so hopefully they will finish the job in fine fashion this evening. With no further ado...
#3(W) Michigan (+7, +270) v. #1(E) Villanova (9:20, TBS)
Make no bones
If all went well this weekend, I am currently driving home from Seattle.
If it didn't, I'm eating chicken fingers in my fat pants & watching the Star Wars marathon on Showcase.
Speaking of fat pants, the banner pic is from the Sweet Jeϟus Ice Cream Shoppe in Toronto. They have a
Above is pictured the first-edition cover of a fantastic book, Walter Miller, Jr.'s "A Canticle For Liebowitz." Be warned, even I found it a tad dark (and square on the nose social commentary, which made it all the more chilling). But one will also feel like a Jesuit-by-osmosis afterwards, which