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Sexy Friday – 20260403
TGIF! And what a good Friday it is. Enjoy all the JV hardwood ball. Word Count Filler Time Good Friday? Let’s talk about death!…
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Your “Stephon Retires” Thursday Night Open Thread
I thought the bit was a bit tired but after I saw Hader explain that Mullaney was fucking with him the entire time, I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Start of Spring Break Edition
Which is to say, “Wait, shit, it’s 6:57 and I forgot to write anything. Carpentering it is!” In fairness to me, I’ve been A)…
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Monday Night Is Ladies Night!
If you’re a college basketballer-more on that later. To The Tidbits! Cleveland Has Stark Realization: The Browns, after taking a long look in the…
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Basketball-Free Sabado Open Thread
Hoopsball is DED to Hippo. You get no cheesecake pics until JV NFL. NO, I don’t wanna talk about it. Not now, not EVAR. So…shit. …
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Sexy Friday – 20260327
TGIF! Don’t drive high on opiates and roll your car like some idiot. Word Count Filler Time Alright, let’s preview tonight’s Sweet 16 games.…
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Your Sweet Sixteen-Centric Thursday Night Open Thread
There will be some intense ball played this evening and that’s always fantastic. But here comes the tricky part-Duke vs St. John’s. You know…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
As I’m typing this the Ioway girls ran cold in the 2nd OT. Many kudos to the Virginny defense that locked down tight in…
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