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Sexy Friday – 20260814
TGIF! Preseason football is on, so let’s keep this short and sweet. Word Count Filler Time First, the short part. Did you know Disney…
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Too Much, Too Soon? A Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s been quite some time since last we saw six tilts in the same-ish slot. Is anyone nervous that they’ll implode from sheer joy?…
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Your “Pitter Patter” Wednesday Morning Open Thread
Buenos días, damas y caballeros. It looks like the content cupboard was bare this morning, so I’m braindumping at you super briefly before I…
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Eastbound and Waaaay Down: 2026 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
2025 PREDICTION: 9-7-1 2025 REALITY: 8-9, which in Tampa and Atlanta’s case was NOT good enough to win the division. I bitched about the…
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Nearer My Football To Thee
Both kinds! We’ll have the American sort soon enough and if memory serves the EPL even sooner. I could in theory look it up…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-8
WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…
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Continuing the Whimsy – Divisions North Preview
Hoo-wee, y’all. We done got us some YANKEES inside-a this establishment. AFC North A study in contrasts. Balmer decided to summon a mighty shaking…
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Sexy Friday – 20260807
TGIF! That methadone hit yesterday was great! Or so I was told. I don’t mess with preseason football except reading about it from folks…
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Your “Football Like Substance Has Returned!” Hall of Fame Game Thursday Night Open Thread
Top Image Source Our long national nightmare is over. No, not that one, but at least tonight is the return of NFL (preseason) game…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine Season H Recap
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y.—The Season G Brooklyn Nocturnes came into their sophomore campaign with hope to turn the corner, and ended up with plenty more…