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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Me and Satch and Dizzy
Now that I’ve moved in and been properly housewarmed (except I need to buy a couch and a TV stand… and more plugs for…
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Your Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread
Did you pretend to do some yardwork this afternoon? I did. (I bet The Commenter Formerly Known As GameTimeDecision actually did some raking and…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…
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Sexy Friday – 20260515
TGIF! No ice sports tonight, so it’s all hardwood entertainment for your sports viewing. I’ll be watching something else. Or napping. Also, just found…
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It’s Sked Release Day! Oh Frabjous Joy!
Ok, c’mon. Frabjous didn’t trigger the spellchecker thingy? What’s going on around here? Moving on, I don’t think the NFL is remotely close to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 17th Century Avant-Garde
(Not to be confused, of course, with 21st Century Schizoid Man.) This is Charles Ives’s “Putnam’s Camp, Redding, Connecticut” from his suite Three Places…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
There’s not many of these football-free Mondays left when you think about it-only 17 more after this one. And we all know that time…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group K
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Sexy Friday – 20260508
TGIF! I’m prepping for my track day, so let’s get this over with so I can get my beauty sleep and not kill myself…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief Non-Human Sports Update
Good evening, all. If anyone else came up to you about non-human sports, you’d think it’s some sort of AI bullshit, but not this…