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Sexy Friday – 20260501
TGIF! Happy May Day to all who celebrate. Though, the real holiday is Cinco De ME. I mean, Mayo. Anyway, we’re mainlining playoff hockey…
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More Draft Fallout: I Wasn’t Finished Yet
Look at us, we’re mere hours away from the weekend when we can let out our pants and let in some nachos, or other…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Let’s All Go to the Mid-Off!
(Which is to say I’m taking advantage of the fact the Dirt Jets aren’t good right now to get cheap tix because I live…
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A Li’l Bit of Everything – Tuesday Open Thread
Very good Tuesday evening to alla youse. Imma be subbin’ for the Reverend, Gamblor bless his spleen, and I apologize in advance for the…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group F
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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2026 NFL Draftmas – Day Three (and Whatever Lesser Stuff Happens)
Footy has left me bruised, battered, and broken. So, thankfully there is MOAR human chattel auctioning today (ESPN/NFLN). Spurs misery porn theatre will continue…
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Sexy Friday – 20260424
TGIF! Mail-It-In-Friday is almost over. Make sure to get your picks in on time. Word Count Filler Time Let’s talk about toilet humoUr. Okay,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fixin’ Stuff
So that was a fun and exciting couple of days, right? The site did all this weird stuff, but hey, maybe it’s been sorted…
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It’s All About The Hockey, Isn’t It? A Monday Night Open Thread
Well, personally it’s all about Manchester City (barely) taking care of business as well. And some other things but we’ll get to that. Horatio…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group B
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…