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Your “Oops, What Day is It?” Monday Night Open Thread
Good evening, and I regret to inform you that I let a catch up lunch with friends turn into a 2 martini lunch followed…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-7
WE are in August, people! The off-season is almost over. As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer…
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Sexy Friday – 20260731
TGIF! Folks complain there is a dearth of sporting contests occurring right now and I have to disagree. We have dirt ball, ladies hard…
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Your “Oh This Guy Again?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Evening. As a reminder, we’re giving scotchnaut a little break so he comes back for the NFL season rested and ready. Just like Jeff…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back At It!
Which is to say today is Day 4 of gig days. Break’s over and we’re back, baby! Complete with: -The F at MetLife Stadium’s…
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Your “BFC Has Things to Say” Monday Night Open Thread
Scotchnaut is off tonight and the next few weeks. Something about all work and no play making his flensing knife dull or something. He should…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-6
Yes, this bit is BACK! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, newly-appointed COMMISSIONER of…
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Sexy Friday – 20260724
TGIF! Well then, time to catch up on other stuff is upon us. Well not me, I’m too busy watching bike racing and car…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Summer Vacation
Well, the three week summer vacation I kinda get when there are no gigs ends this weekend when I’m back at it. How did…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
If I sound like a broken record it’s because I am but now we’re really, really in the sports doldrums if one is not a rugby…