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A Scattered Monday Night Open Thread
I’m all over the sports landscape because the NFL is offering so little. A reminder to folks (and to Horatio) that a week from…
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Sexy Friday – 20260410
TGIF! Happy splashdown day! Word Count Filler Time Speaking of words, let’s study origin of words, or as some say the etymology of words.…
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The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “They Are All Perfect”
I’m getting the cherry blossom texts from the Brooklyn Botanic Garden saying it’s bloom season! Maybe if they’re still there this weekend I can…
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Sexy Friday – 20260403
TGIF! And what a good Friday it is. Enjoy all the JV hardwood ball. Word Count Filler Time Good Friday? Let’s talk about death!…
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Your “Stephon Retires” Thursday Night Open Thread
I thought the bit was a bit tired but after I saw Hader explain that Mullaney was fucking with him the entire time, I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Start of Spring Break Edition
Which is to say, “Wait, shit, it’s 6:57 and I forgot to write anything. Carpentering it is!” In fairness to me, I’ve been A)…
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Monday Night Is Ladies Night!
If you’re a college basketballer-more on that later. To The Tidbits! Cleveland Has Stark Realization: The Browns, after taking a long look in the…
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