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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-3
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-2
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Hippo Micro-Thoughts
I mean, at least the Donks-land blizzard was pretty? Total margin was 7, but clearly the two best teams moved on. So, congrats to…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-1
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Cinq
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Rev as he is stuck dealing with IRL crap and the fact the Bills just blew a…
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Quarter-Arsed Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Round, 2025 Season
Writing this at 8p, figure someone will force the thing to post in the morning. I’m just not particularly arsed. Not that we had…
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Instant-ish Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Round, 2025 Season
No scheduler means I wait to type this whenever I get up and feel almost sentient. Hippo apologizes for the inconvenience. Macro-level, I am…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – End Week, 2025 Season
Fuck a duck, we’ve made it all the way through Season del Regular. We now can look forward to (i) the best 3 weeks…
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25 Questions About…
This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2025 Season
Huzzah, last time my old arse has to think until 2026! Congratulations to #ThePauls, who were 7 yards away of Pauling away their game-long…
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