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Whenever I watch game shows, I tend to shout out the answers when I know them. I like to feel smrt.
But often, when I watch them with my mother, I shout out the answers and then a few seconds later, she’ll shout out the same answer as if SHE thought of it first.
And I have to wonder…
Can she just not hear anymore, or is she just being a bitch?
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My father in law is 86. He just told the receptionist at his doctor that he’s Italian. He’s not.
Sorry, but this made me laugh.
Don’t be sorry, I laughed too!
Was he trying to explain a mental problem or an unusual level of body grease?
Our last name sounds vaguely Italian, and both he and my husband are somewhat swarthily hairy, so they get it alot. Usually the last name gets confused for a mafia kingpin. Came in handy for my sister in law, who is a retired federal agent. Nobody gave her any shit. Yes ma’am, Agent Gambino!
LMFAO
the answer is yes.
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