Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers

First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy:

I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one of our coolest commenters. I have fond memories of watching Ken Anderson play back in the day. Unfortunately, the National Football League franchise knowns as the Bengals is cursed.

I’m talking like goats in Wrigley Field cursed.

Their name may as well be the Cincinnati Cinnamons because they are masters of the tease.

And, as Chris Rock says,

Every time it seems they are close to achieving any kind of success, it gets pulled back faster than Lucy’s football.

So, I won’t waste too much time talking about the Bengals because at the end of the season it will be another team hoisting the Lombardi trophy.

Note: I just noticed that it’s the Baltimore Ravens that are on a bye this week, not the Bengals. I regret nothing.

Instead, I’d like to concentrate my talk on the Pittsburgh Steelers. And I have a special guest to talk about their performance this year and their outlook for the rest of the season.

Take it away, Coach!

Coach also has some words of advice for Mike Tomlin:

You may ask, will we be watching the rest of the Steelers’ season?

They very well may not win another game. This shirt is available on Etsy and I’m pretty sure they have it in my size:

/big sigh