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So Long, Tom: Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…
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Your “Shoulda Been You, Brady” Monday Evening Open Thread
New week; new server. Let’s see how it goes. NFL Nuggets: Julian Edelman packed it in today, minutes after his release by the Patriots.…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #15
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #11
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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Your “Now He Can Screw Up TV Broadcasts” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a “good news / bad news” type of situation, Gene Steratore has retired. And joined CBS as their rules analyst, for…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 4: Inner Circle
Two Things: First, A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. – Mark Twain (Incorrectly)…
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The Commissioner Calls a Meeting
Banner Image via Thank you all for coming on such short notice. With the conference championships upon us this weekend, this meeting had…