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The Party’s Over… For Now, At Least: Your 2024 New England Patriots Season Preview

Last season was the nadir of the New England Patriots. It had to be. It MUST be. After utter disaster on the field and…

It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more. Via reactiongifs.us And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl,…

Canadians don’t get to talk about American military history enough. It’s a shame, too, because there’s a lot of it there – schoolchildren get…

The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite…

So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone’s favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record.…