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So Long, Tom: Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…
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Reality Beckons: Pre-Offseason Monday Open Thread
Pro fitbaw ends in two weeks, after an incredible Divisional round and absorbing Championship games. This climaxing ascent ends in a freefall into nothing,…
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The 2021 Balls’ Bowl Breview! – The First Weekend
I like alliteration, alright? Assonance also. So, the Bowl matchups for what King Hippo affectionately calls JV Footy came out last Sunday and I…
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How did I get barf in my backseat? A very special Boots on the Ground Experience
Anytime it’s been ill conceived enough that I somehow become the designated driver? Well most of those adventures have not ended proper and it…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…
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NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise
The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to…
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Covid on My Mind – Monday Open Thread
Week 2 of the Preseason starts this Thursday, and there will be games all through Sunday. I am looking forward to those games as…
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Nature Abhors a Vacuum: Tuesday Evening Open Thread Edition
Tuesdays suck. Summer Tuesdays suck more, because it stays light out FOREVER, making Wednesday seem all the more distant. But God forbid you do…
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Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread
You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your…
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“Between ‘Farewell’ and ‘Goodbye’ Is ‘Get Lost!’” – Beerguyrob’s Last Regular Open Thread
NFL News: The big news is Aaron Rodgers putting it all out there at his first press conference yesterday. He turned ten minutes into…