Your “I Know Exactly How Boring This Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Dreamboat hinted on Instagram that he'll retire at 45, or when he said he'd retire.   The Broncos have to rename their stadium, until they get a new sponsor who will rename it for them. Broncos Stadium at Mile High is the chosen moniker. The name is designed to

Your “Gotta Go Somewhere” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXLVCPTislQ NFL News: Former Rams first-round pick OT Greg Robinson was signed by the Browns. The Browns are trying to replace Joe Thomas with whatever they can find. In this case, a guy with a career two broken legs trying to replace a guy who only had one. The Cowboys are,

Your “Shut Up – It’s Live Football!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Not quite on bent knee, but the Chargers have reached out to Antonio Gates about a possible return. The ACL tear to Hunter Henry is forcing the Chargers to reconsider the decision to cut Gates. If Mark Davis were half the man his father was, he'd sign Gates

Your “Oh God – Tomorrow Will Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: A whole bunch of stars are skipping minicamps for various reasons. Cardinals RB David Johnson, who wants to extend beyond his rookie 5th year. He slated to earn $1.88 million for 2018. Aaron Donald from the Rams. He wants an upgrade to his rookie contract as well, which only

Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having the sample retested, as the positive came as a result of a substance that wasn’t immediately recognizable, and there are scientists analyzing it. Meanwhile, he can

Your “It Just Meant ‘Day'” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp. He's still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident that he's showing good progress to be ready for Week 1. No word on how he's recovering from the VICIOUS BURN handed the Eagles organization by

Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump "disinvited" the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent "Celebration of America, which will certainly embiggen the smallest man. Fewer than 10 players were expected to show up, and none of them black. On the heels of the disinvitation, American

Your “What Is Truth?” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: LOL Browns! nfl.com reports LB Mychal Kendricks has signed a one-year contract with the Browns. PFT reports Mychal Kendricks has not signed a one-year contract with the Browns. And Kendricks himself has this to say: https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1003375154645237760 Zach Miller, he of the "OH GOD...NO!! **barfs**" knee injury, has been re-signed

Your “Don’t Waste Your Words, They’re Just Lies” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA's way. Someone had the bright idea to talk to Peyton Manning about Andrew Luck's injury & missed year. Especially while Peyton is golfing a pro-am at The Memorial with Tiger Woods Manning advised that