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Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.
With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…
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Your “What Goes Up…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The League & the union are discussing shortening the preseason. They would drop from four games to two – keeping Weeks 3…
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Your “Maybe He’ll Wear The White Suit” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn’t from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on “Dancing With The Stars”. Having braved the DWTS…
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Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th…
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Your “Second Verse – Same As The First!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith’s agent is already talking about where he might end up…
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Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care’” Monday Evening Open Thread
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with…
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Your “How Many Starters Can You Name?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jay Cutler wasted no time putting his scent all over the Hard Rock Stadium litter box by purchasing the #6 from previous…
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BONUS 25 Questions About…
The HALL OF FAME GAME! Balls already banged out this week’s edition of 25 Questions About… but this is a special BONUS edition since…