Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. 
    • If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th suspension.
      • He missed the Pats final two games & the playoffs.
      • Protocol dictates he’s looking at another six regular season games, unless ol’ Rog counts the playoff games missed.
  • Also awaiting further punishment is Orlando, Florida, which has been chosen to host the 2020 Pro Bowl.
    • This will be the fourth year in a row.
    • It is not known if other cities bid for “honor”, but the NFL shines that turd by proclaiming, “We’re thrilled to return to Orlando for the fourth year in a row and bring the Pro Bowl experience to the city of Orlando, our fans, players and partners.”
  • Not wanting to be punished are the citizens of Winnipeg, as only 8,944 tickets have been sold for the Raiders preseason game versus Green Bay.
    A bad idea machine.
    • Florio states the obvious reasons:
      • One of the problems could be the price point. Via Brooks, the cheapest ticket costs $191.50 Canadian. This equates to $143.70 in American dollars, under the current conversion rate. And that’s a lot of money for a glorified scrimmage in full pads. Even if it’s the supposedly critical third preseason game.
  • Robert Quinn has broken his hand during scrimmages.
    • This is on the heels of perennially injured DL Sean Lee being hurt again.
    • Quinn is expected to have surgery on the hand & sit out the preseason.
      • Like Zeke!

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Brewers at Pirates – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Yankees at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
  • Tennis:
    • Rogers Cup – 7:00PM
      • Men’s – from Montreal – Sportsnet / Tennis Channel
      • Women’s – from Toronto – Sportsnet1 / Tennis Channel
  • The Ocho
    • The ESPN (&TSN2) annual experiment with showing things glorified in the movie “Dodgeball”.
      • 7:00 – 2019 World Sign Spinning Championship as part of The Ocho
      • 7:30 – Slippery Stairs as part of The Ocho
      • 8:00 – 2019 WCO World Cornhole Cup
      • 9:00 – America’s Dodgeball Continental Cup: USA vs. Canada
      • 10:00 – 2019 Spikeball College Championship as part The Ocho
      • 11:00 – World Axe Throwing League as part of The Ocho

You know what isn’t stupid? Being part of the [DFO] EPL footytipping. It’s real easy to join:

  1. Go to this site right here.
  2. The password is “doorfliesopen”
  3. Create a username & password for the footytips site that is separate from your ESPN account.
    • Even though both are part of ESPN, they are separate entities, so keep them that way.
  4. Profit!

I’m unsure about the last one, but there have been rumours of a surprise for the winner.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
yeah right

Oh shit! I’m off tomorrow.

Pro tip.

Always include a recovery day.

yeah right

That was certainly a day.