Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open
In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit
Carter: All rise for the current fantasy DFO World Cup of Lesser footy leader. . . as of July 5th, 2018, Master, Wakezilla.
In walks the King amongst men, Wakezilla. Wakezilla
Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group C and D will finish their group play today.
As I was on my way home from work yesterday, I began reflecting on which World Cups I
Japan is a really cool country that everyone should visit in their lifetime because it has just about everything a person can ask for. It's an ancient culture that is on the cutting age of technology. And they have a ton of weird shit--including sea creatures that eat from their ass.
Brazil is a scary, scary team. In the 2014 World Cup, Brazil was in an awkward transition stage where the lost/disgraceful generation of Brazilian players stepped down for the new era of players to take over. Most notably, despite being 22 years old, Brazil became Neymar’s team. This in itself
Bonjour mes amis! Bienvenue au prevue de l'equipe Francais!
I have a soft spot for France. I love the country, I actually like French people and have been to a few matches there and they definitely have passion for the game. Let's have a look at the squad that they are
Well here we are with two games. Yep second fixtures in the tie. Both are not worth skipping out from work to watch for me.
Bayern Munich v Sevilla at Allianz Arena (2-1)
Litre_Cola :There is no way that Sevilla wins this 2-0 so I will weave a tale. I visited the
Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I've been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play here? After an injury to Tannehill last year they brought in one of DFO’s favoUrites. I hope the cat hasn’t taken his laissez faire attitude elsewhere.
It’s Saturday morning and there’s fútbol! Huh. Looks like a slate for the hardcore, in La Liga and the EPL. And, c’mon: it’s mid January. Even if Liverpool were playing Man City for the top of the table, with the losers getting full body waxes after the game… I’d still
It's Been A While, Eh?
Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven't seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But if you've been reading along faithfully on Fridays recently, then you already know I stepped away from the controls here for the past few weeks.
First and foremost,
Championship weekend is here!
Before getting started let's address the obvious.
Trust me I watched every replay and this was definitely the best angle. Turn the volume up for this one. Having been to US Bank Stadium I can testify that it is loud during a regular season game I can't imagine
Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game.
A child's game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me to walk you through the process of how we got to this point.
This is Barron Trump,
Now, on the surface, he's a mild-mannered kid whose father just happens
Well that was certainly a wild card round wasn't it?
Last week when we posted the wild card round predictions I mentioned how those "expert insiders" at the 4 letter network had all gone chalk on their wild card predictions. Well guess what motherfuckers? ALL of you were wrong. Every goddamn