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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-7
WE are in August, people! The off-season is almost over. As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer…
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Divisions West and Miscellany
UEFA’s swift, untelegraphed boot up Infantino’s arse made me very happy indeed. But the less said about Everton’s recruitment “plans” the better. Back to…
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Sexy Friday – 20260731
TGIF! Folks complain there is a dearth of sporting contests occurring right now and I have to disagree. We have dirt ball, ladies hard…
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Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 14 (Adulting)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the…