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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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New Season of Samurai Jack to Premiere on Smarch 11th
Along with the release of Mass Effect: Andromeda, Smarch is going to be considerably less terrible!
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Jim Tomsula To Bring Shoe Soup To Redskins Practice
The Redskins have given itinerant worker Jim Tomsula a new home, and a new group to teach the tricks of train-hopping and bindle packing.
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Aaron Rodgers to spend off season R-E-L-A-Xing, big timing family.
“I thought ‘run the table’ meant, like, at Denny’s” – Mike McCarthy
