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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Shermander In Chief
INT. GEORGIA DOME VISITING TEAM PRESS ROOM – POSTGAME SATURDAY In typical disgust, Seattle Seahawks defensive back RICHARD SHERMAN responds to reporter questions about a Division Round loss…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!
Yes, folks, it’s the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we’uns a client state…
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Your “Just Goddamn Your, Goddamn it!” “AFC Division Game Open Thread
Chiefs GM John Dorsey: “Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game.” Reid:…
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Your [sacrifices goat within chalk outline of a pentagram] “THIS WILL BE A CLOSE GAME!” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread
/Fox pre-game intro Joe: “The good folks at DFW Ice Creamery were kind enough to provide us with samples of their very delicious products.…