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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author’s Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight.…
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EPL Only Saturday – Embracing the Void
As a reminder, here are The Dead Milkmen… On the pitch, we get things started by ruining my weekend straight away, and right early…
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TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread
**Disclaimer….I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES. As far as I know, she most definitely does not….(please do not sue DTZM) But…