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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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![Your “The Mother-In-Law Is Coming Over? I’ll Be Watching Football. [looks at tonight’s game] SON OF A BITCH!” Monday Night NFL Open Thread](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Sisyphus-Image-01C.jpg)
Your “The Mother-In-Law Is Coming Over? I’ll Be Watching Football. [looks at tonight’s game] SON OF A BITCH!” Monday Night NFL Open Thread
Welp, here it is. The ultimate test of the footballing fan. Did you think it was a walk in the park every time you…
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“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap
The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn’t it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally,…
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House of Pain, The Pilot: Senor’s wing hunt, Part 1
Good evening. I’m Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, “How much hot…