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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…
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“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story
It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking “Fuck you”. John had just gone through another weekend alone. He…
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March of the Ram Man
We come across a man, our main character, walking across the Eads Bridge. His first name is Chris — last name unknown and equally…
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The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)
*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…