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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Conflicted Feelings About Confusing Shit
Christmas is almost here. And I don’t mean that fucking bullshit holiday where I spent a million dollars on gifts and hear my kids…
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DFO Radio: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Greetings and welcome to another edition of DFO Radio! Don T provided us with this week’s fantastic topic, “Damaged Goods” and it turned into…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Cocktail Hour
If there’s any one trend in beer that I’ve been especially hesitant to adopt, it’s the beer cocktail. When I want a beer, I…
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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…