[DOOR FLIES OPEN] – "I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived."

BattleBots Way-Too-Late Recap, Way-Too-Early Preview, and Prediction Standings

July 14, 2016

SAAAAAAN FRAAAAAANCIS… oh right, they’re in LA this year, silly me. So, we are now officially into the knockout rounds of this year’s BattleBots…

Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)

July 14, 2016

This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma…

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July 14, 2016

Welcome, welcome. I’m so glad you could make it to our inaugural exhibition here in the Sill Bimmons Memorial Hall. If you and your…

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July 14, 2016

My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs…