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Recent Posts
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Whenever God Flies Closed A Door, He Flies Open A Window: Your Wednesday Night Dirt Fitbaw/Ice Fitbaw Open Thread
Pens’ season flies open, and through that open window flies Fat Phil himself. For all their top-end talent, the Pens are […]
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Naked Bicycle Rides And Other Tales From Appalachia
hey guys So, after admitting that I completely stole this idea from Deadspin, I am inviting the DFOriat to answer the simple question “What…
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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only…
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Meanwhile, in the San Diego Locker Room…
Brandon Flowers: Damn, it’s been almost a week and I’m still bummed out from losing so badly to the Vikings. Malcolm Floyd: Tell me…

