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Weekly Puzzle: Champions and Cheaters
[INT, NFL Headquarters] GOODELL: No, no…it’s just…Peter…listen to me…STOP CRYING! [takes breath] It’s in the past, it really is. Just, next time, please wash…
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Dumb Looking Hockey Players
Here are some pictures of dumb-looking hockey players, each of which is slightly larger than the previous picture. There are only four pictures. Blogging…
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FUCK BUDWEISER!!
GETTY IMAGE SPECIAL NOTE: THIS IS THE BANNED KSK POST THAT CAUSED BUDGHAZI. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK! If you follow me on Twitter, you…
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But I’m A Placekicker!
Hey Journal. I know I’ve been distant, but between my janitor job at The Dairy Queen and my promotion to Lead Tire Shiner at…