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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Sexy Friday – 20230908
TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get…
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Request Line: F.I.N.A.L.E.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. After his…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wasting Away
You all knew this was coming right? I mean how could I not mark the passing of Jimmy Buffett here. The man that epitomizes…
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Your 2023-2024 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner photo from here. 3 posts from me in one week? You’re fucking welcome. What’s that? You have a complaint? What do you mean…


