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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!
Guten Tag, Drones. We’re excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position…
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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season 12 Premier! Aguachile!
Good morning Gravy Heads! Look at all you motherfuckers up in the house that gravy built. Getting me all teary eyed and shit. Think…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…