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I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…
…and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise…
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Roundball Roundup From A Total Know-Nothing: The [DFO] Bracket Challenge
Howdy, folks. Once again, March Madness – arguably the best tournament in all of sports – is just around the corner. We still have…
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Free Agency: A Sales Pitch
Steve Keim: Andrew! Andrew, welcome to Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix, Arizona! How are you doing? Bruce! Bruce! Come here! Bruce Arians: Oh I…
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Your “Outrage!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tuesday is the start of the official free agency “tampering window”, where teams can contact available players ahead of the new League-year…