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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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IMPORTANT DFO ANNOUNCEMENT
Door Flies Open will be unavailable for a few hours tonight for server maintenance. I know that we all need it for dick jokes…
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CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…
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DFO Radio: Exit Music (For a Season)
This week’s special edition of Request Line was intended to deliver some much-needed catharsis to those of us who witnessed the most inexplicable choke…