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Old Man Begs For Cash

Hey guys, my birthday is next week. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation…

Thanks. This game is in Texas. I thought that’s why they billed it Super Bowl Lee. It’s the fifty-first Super Bowl but the game’s…

And they worshiped the Beast, saying, “Who is like unto the Beast? Who can make war with him?” -Revelations 13:4

I told myself I was going to try to keep my Oscar posts a little shorter this year. So far, well… Here are your…