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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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The Best 69 to All of You
1/9/2017 I don’t say much about me or mine. It’s not interesting to me, until I talk about it, at which point everyone says…
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A Team Without a Franchise Quarterback is Like a Patriots Team Without a Gritty, Scrappy, Lunchpail Type Guy Playing Slot Receiver
Editor’s Note: This song, with minor tweaks, was composed by reddit user A_Participant, and I was so moved that I decided to package it…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes
If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…


