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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…
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Your “Please, Can I Have Only One Travesty Aired To Me Live This Week?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m not the biggest fan of this evening but I recognize that it does have its merits. Folks love to get jazzed up for…
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The Last Yard
The Last Yard – Spooky NFL Halloween Stories, 2016 We are at an unknown and unrecognizable football field, shrouded in mist, and the…
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DFO Halloween Stories: Michael
Sheriff Gonagettcha sipped his coffee, staring silently at the single streak of scorched rubber on the asphalt. He followed its path to its termination…