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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Week 8 Color Assault: Jaguars @ Titans Open Thread
Hello fans, this is the NFL. The Official Beer withdrew from this game and wanted to issue a statement. The parties settled for an undisclosed…
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Week 8 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and the Dilemma of Watching Football
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The Buttons…They Do Nothing
The New York Times today ripped the band-aid off a long held secret. The buttons that you push every day to help speed you…
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CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…