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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!
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The Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview Brought To You By Their Biggest Fan
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An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors
Open letters are all the rage these days. There’s even the open letter to open letters. Someday soon I’ll write an open letter to…
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Drowning Lessons, A Look at My Shitty Pool
So summer is over at my pool. Boo fucking hoo. I hate the place and wish it sprung a gigantic hole that allowed water…