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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy
[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was…
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EPL Tigers By the Tail? (plus MOAR Litre_Cola Previewing)
Week Three is here, and only four teams remain perfect at the top. City, United, Chelski…and HULL. Perhaps the most dysfunctional side in all…
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Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread
What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that…
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2016 Washington Preview
An office, deep in the semi-abandoned Walter Reed Annex National Park Seminary grounds….Doktor Zymm sits at a desk, Scot McCloughan enters Doktor Zymm : Guten Tag…