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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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CFL Beat: Week 5
Sports are nowhere near as much of a shitshow as the Republican National Convention is this week. Thank you, Cleveland, for containing almost all…
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Live On Periscope: The Oracle Talks Free Agent Signings
Kinda OK video of a well-lit, plain kitchen; the audio is loud and clear. Door Flies Open: …right there on the big toe. But…
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Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson’s car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You’ll have…
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Meanwhile, on the Satellite of Love…
INT. DARKENED MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen. Two – TOM SERVO and CROW…