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INT. DARKENED MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT

A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen.  Two – TOM SERVO and CROW T. ROBOT – are mechanical, while the third – JOEL HODGSON – is human.  The screen lights up as a set of opening titles flash across the screen, followed by a set of shots of a glowing light racing across a southwestern landscape.

TOM SERVO: I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

The air begins to shimmer, and a pair of robots materialize in the seats next to TOM SERVO, JOEL, and CROW.

JOEL: Oh, hey guys, you made it!

RQBOCOP: Yeah, we…wait, where are we now?

BRONCO: [recognizing his surroundings] Oh boy!  This is going to be a treat.  What are we watching?

CROW: The Wraith.  From 1986.  Starring Charlie Sheen!

TOM SERVO: Who would have thought that someone who delivered such a convincing portrayal of a Wall Street executive would have his acting career derailed by his obsession with cocaine and hookers?

BRONCO: Pepto-Bismol?

TOM SERVO: Mortadella!

CROW: Not my Bubblicious!

RQBOCOP: Is he referring to the woman’s vagina?

BRONCO: Dude!  Come on, man!  Be cool.

CROW: Yeah, bro.

TOM SERVO: Seriously, pal.

RQBOCOP: It is a criminal offense to make threats of that nature.

BRONCO: It’s just a movie.  Don’t get so dark.

TOM SERVO: I’m the director of this movie, and I tell you it will be more frightening if the ghost looks like Robocop.

JOEL: Yeah, well I’m the producer, and I say Robocop is too expensive!

TOM SERVO: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!

RQBOCOP: I am not Mexican, nor was I contacted by my representation about appearing in this film…

BRONCO: Goddamnit, RQBOCOP, be funny, or SHUT UP!

CROW: There’s nose gold in them thar hills!

RQBOCOP: That is not proper police procedure for engaging with potential informants.

BRONCO: Shut UP!

JOEL: Is he drinking hydraulic fluid?

TOM SERVO: [shakes his head sadly] Prohibition really hit this town hard.

CROW: Soon enough he’ll be moving onto the hard stuff, like motor oil.

BRONCO: It’s a slippery slope.

CROW: A yellow and black supercharged Pontiac Firebird?

TOM SERVO: Woo! Todd Haley!

BRONCO: Woo!

JOEL: Todd Haley!

ALL: Woo!  Todd Haley!

CROW: Todd Haley…loses the Super Bowl?

CROW: [to the tune of the police station scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off] ♫…Jake…♫

TOM SERVO: [counterpart] ♫…Jamie…♫

JOEL: Well this is MUCH better!

CROW: To be honest, the original Jamie had terrible halitosis.

All of a sudden, RQBOCOP and BRONCO begin to dematerialize…

JOEL: Later, guys!  Thanks for stopping by!

BRONCO: No!  I was having fun…

…and disappear.

 

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Took me an extra day, but worth the wait!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

RIP Garry Marshall

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

“Did the mute speak?”

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

The young cgi Downey in Civil War was creepy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who has the best male camel toe in the NFL?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Awwww, I miss Charlie Weiss.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Gisele.

/whispers from offstage

What? She’s actually a chick? With that jawline, I would have sworn she was just a very devoted drag queen.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

I’ll take “Questions Better Left Unanswered” for $800 please, Alex.

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Sill Bimmons
Porky Prime
Porky Prime
Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Goddamn you bloken rink!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“A set of three forms sit in front of a darkened movie screen.”

IN SPACE!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

You know, there’s a reason why no one ever stops in Albuquerque.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

I was going to feign insult, then I realized I live in the city directly north of Albuquerque and I work in a city south of Albuquerque, so I have no logical qualm with this statement.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I suddenly have a craving for Big Kay’s Burgers

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

GREAT! THANKS! Now I do too.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, it’s a real place? The young lass pictured had me thinking this way:

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

It was.

It’s gone now.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Amazing! And the foreground in the YouTube clips is inspired.