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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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CFL Beat: Week 2
It’s a strange week for football scheduling up here, as Friday marks Canada Day and the start of a long weekend; all games for…
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Hired Goonies? I Didn’t Hire Any Goonies…
INT. A DINGY RESTAURANT BASEMENT – DAY A struggling prisoner sits tied to a chair. A pair of goons stand over him menacingly. GOON…
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Your “Legends Now Get To Become Myths” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL News: The Rams have named Mike Singletary as a defensive assistant. Smart move pulling his name out of the Baylor hat. The last…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…



