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CrimeBeat!: “We Voted To Do What Now?” Edition
Men. MEN! In what I can only assume was a brilliant ploy to eliminate opponents of Real Football In London, Roger Goodell has successfully…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: A Connivance
Upstairs at Studio 54, Manhattan. 2:47 am, June 26th, 1999 “Paul, I’m going to be straight with you. I just simply don’t see the numbers adding…
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Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…